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Friday, May 12, 2006

Spacey for Breakfast

Imagine looking at Kevin Spacey's mug every time you poured a bowl of cereal. Spacey, who's been driving me nuts ever since he won an Oscar, and two other actors grace the back of Life cereal boxes to promote "Superman Returns." I have to be hypervigilant every morning and make sure that the back of the box is facing out. But sometimes I slip up, and then I have to face those dead eyes. That's what drives me crazy about Spacey's acting: he acts from only the mouth down. His eyes are just black holes of deadness.