One paragraph reviews on art, movies, books, and pop culture by a know-nothing who knows it all

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Drive-in Saturday

In this weekly feature, I review in one sentence or less videos/DVDs of movies that you either have seen already or wouldn't bother to see.

"Close My Eyes" (1991), directed by Stephen Poliakoff: Incest is best, if one of the siblings is Clive Owen.

"Birth" (2004), directed by Jonathan Glazer: Some very evocative scenes but overall M. Night Shyamalan wanna-be.

"Hard Candy" (2005), directed by David Slade: Psychological revenge flick that feels a little stagy.

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