"The Dive from Clausen's Pier" Bellyflops

Synopsis: midwestern chick leaves her boyfriend after he becomes a quadriplegic. Skip it. It's chick lit, it's "reading group" manna. Based on the title, you think that you'll be reading about how one deals with such a moral dilemma. Nope. She makes the decision about 20 pages into the book, and then she's off to NYC to find herself and hang out w/a preposterous group of hip New Yorkers. Waste of time. (Image via Amazon)