Celeb Shrinkage Problem Spreads

Tom Hanks is suffering from the same shrinkage problem that Tom Cruise is battling. Like Tom Cruise whose image in "M:I:III" ads keeps getting smaller and smaller, Tom Hanks in "The Da Vinci Code" print ads is now reduced to a teeny tiny figure standing before a huge phallic glass pyramid in front of the Louvre. What a blow to a male (and celeb) ego! Reviews for "Da Vinci" have been horrible, with a number of critics having a problem with Hanks' long hair and permanently pursed lips. Whatever the reason for Tom's shrinkage, some studio head is panicking if he feels that a new sci-fi looking ad could mean better box office than Hanks' mug.